March 2011
February 2011
“Darlin’ your vows were made to be broken, while I may be soft spoken, I...”
– Doug Campbell
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Someone take me to Philly so I can see my best...
We have to get matching mom/best friend tattoos, of Laurels, because our moms have the same name, and let’s face it, Laurel isn’t that common so it must be fate?
I promise there will be a buttload of pictures, and well I’d help pay for the gas, and make you a couple of dinners before or after the trip. You’d get to meet one of the coolest ladies in the world?...
If I get enough cleaning and chores done
I think I’ll go buy myself a record, after all, it is vinyl Sunday!
Dear Money,
lauriebreaker:
lovelylulu:
I don’t think this is funny, you were my one and only honey where did you go? Too many beers, dinner, I don’t know. Come back I love you so.
please tell me this is going to be a song
I can make it one.
Dear Money,
I don’t think this is funny, you were my one and only honey where did you go? Too many beers, dinner, I don’t know. Come back I love you so.
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TMI: I totally need to get laid.
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Had this weird dream
(well a couple of weird dreams)
But one specifically was my manager Jim hitting on me, telling me that my thighs are a “21”, not just a 10, a 21, and he wants me to wrap them around him.
I really hope Jim isn’t working, or else I will just laugh at him today.
ASK.... →
“We didn’t have enough money to put a man in a track suit up a ladder.”
– Eddie Izzard.
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heedasocialista asked: i finally got an ask box! yay. i miss you. hows rochcrotch? much love lady
twodayslater:
Frank Sinatra - That’s Life
My...
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stressfaktor asked: <3
Someone at the coffee shop was talking about a bee...
and all I could think was “COVERED IN BEES” I’ve been watching way too much Eddie Izzard lately.
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Why was it ending? And why did it start?
We're celebrating all our dead Presidents
while the World around us is turing into chaos and falling apart.
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To all the crows outside of my house
shut the fuck up.
