Darlin’ your vows were made to be broken, while I may be soft spoken, I...– Doug Campbell
Someone take me to Philly so I can see my best...
We have to get matching mom/best friend tattoos, of Laurels, because our moms have the same name, and let’s face it, Laurel isn’t that common so it must be fate? I promise there will be a buttload of pictures, and well I’d help pay for the gas, and make you a couple of dinners before or after the trip. You’d get to meet one of the coolest ladies in the world?...
If I get enough cleaning and chores done
I think I’ll go buy myself a record, after all, it is vinyl Sunday!
lauriebreaker: lovelylulu: I don’t think this is funny, you were my one and only honey where did you go? Too many beers, dinner, I don’t know. Come back I love you so. please tell me this is going to be a song I can make it one.
I don’t think this is funny, you were my one and only honey where did you go? Too many beers, dinner, I don’t know. Come back I love you so.
TMI: I totally need to get laid.
Had this weird dream
(well a couple of weird dreams) But one specifically was my manager Jim hitting on me, telling me that my thighs are a “21”, not just a 10, a 21, and he wants me to wrap them around him. I really hope Jim isn’t working, or else I will just laugh at him today.
We didn’t have enough money to put a man in a track suit up a ladder.– Eddie Izzard.
heedasocialista asked: i finally got an ask box! yay. i miss you. hows rochcrotch? much love lady
twodayslater: Frank Sinatra - That’s Life My...
stressfaktor asked: <3
Someone at the coffee shop was talking about a bee...
and all I could think was “COVERED IN BEES” I’ve been watching way too much Eddie Izzard lately.
Why was it ending? And why did it start?
We're celebrating all our dead Presidents
while the World around us is turing into chaos and falling apart.
To all the crows outside of my house
shut the fuck up.