October 2010
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
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hitmancole asked: what size are your ears at??? and brass monkey is that a beer?? lol i know im lame haha
I'm naked
and maybe a little drunk
and I can’t fit anymore beers in the window sill.
New all time low:
shower brass monkey.
delawareareyou asked: if everyone were comfortable in their own skin, there'd be no reason for alcohol.
September 2010
I would like to offer you sex.
I don't mean to tell you how to run your life
but make up your heart.
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A glass half-empty can empty you out.
she blogged this as I was listening to it.
at this point
I’ve had six brass monekys
as this point, I still think: FUCK YOU.
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I hope you find the place
and the people that you need
Elise and I are both listening to Perfecting...
lifeonfiction:
Sad day.
very sad day.
“You’ll never find the right person, if you never let go of the wrong one.”
– rarrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwww
hitmancole asked: i understand not being comfortable in yout own skin or body... but trust me you are.. i have this thing, i have to tell ppl when they are beautiful and trust me your are beautiful...
hitmancole asked: hahaha ok now im not anon... so your beautiful!
Anonymous asked: ummmm yes you are!!! like hella!!! i wish you saw what i see...
Anonymous asked: how did you get so beautiful?
Anonymous asked: what's yr ultimate fantasy?
sorry for being a tumblr creep, lollll
sorry for being a tumblr creep, lollll
Anonymous asked: if you're so into bikes, why doesn't anyone ever see you on your bike?
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There ain't no johnny coming home to share a bed...
8thlopez
we friendz!!!!!!!!
:) fo’ realz. I love your blog.
Anonymous asked: be my friend. i think we'd get along.
ask/tell →
This will get interesting.
Put the anon option on.
Brass Monkey at 3pm
Life rules. Actually it doesn’t, that’s why I’m drinking a Brass Monkey right now.
partyz w/ me.
lifeonfiction:
“We should do that! We should just go around and vandalize peoples’ houses!”
“Call it: While you were at Work”
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"I like my women like I like my beer."
lifeonfiction:
“CHEAP!”
I said it.
