and the douchey bro says
celebrator1975: “what can I be for Halloween that it’s excusable for me to take my shirt off? You know. people have to see I’ve been working out.” and you interject “Oh really, didn’t notice man, better keep your shirt on. Pants too, no one wants to see yer small dick” Halloween isn’t about being sexy or showing your body off, come on people! Get scary, get rad.
HALLOWEEN BLACK COFFEE DESTRUCTION TEAM IS GO
goddamnitsweetheart: DARK ROAST ALL DAY FUCKIN CHUG IT soulmate.
I really have to get my bike fixed
so that I can go places and do things, and stop taking the bus to work. I also need to get my other bike built, which would be easier than buying a new bottom bracket for my current bike, because I already have one for the new bike, I just need a stem and bars. If I don’t get to go to that show/party tomorrow I’m going to be super fucking bummed. I’d walk, but it’s a...
hahaha, olivia it happened to me too
brandon: this has a good beat, who is this?
brandon: because I want to know
me: No, that's the band, Why?
brandon: oh, I want to put this on my ipod and walk home.
I've noticed you around, um I find you very...
would you go to bed with me?
To the man who stole my bike last night:
bestrooftalkever: I had that bike for over two years. I bought it from bikesdirect.com and spent about $350 on it, even though it was probably worth 2 times that. I got a lot of use out of it, saw parts of the city I wouldn’t have seen. I actually hope that you enjoy it. No, seriously! It was really my fault. I hastily locked my bike to a tree support that was only about 6ft tall. You, being...
cupofdarjeeling: A Praise Chorus///Jimmy Eat...
GHOSTRIDERS (by Bicycle Store)